The Grumpy Healer
Unleashing Potential (If You've Got Any)

The Grumpy Healer Unleashing Potential (If You've Got Any)The Grumpy Healer Unleashing Potential (If You've Got Any)The Grumpy Healer Unleashing Potential (If You've Got Any)

The Grumpy Healer
Unleashing Potential (If You've Got Any)

The Grumpy Healer Unleashing Potential (If You've Got Any)The Grumpy Healer Unleashing Potential (If You've Got Any)The Grumpy Healer Unleashing Potential (If You've Got Any)
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Frequently Asked Questions

Can't Find Your Answer? Fine, Email anton@thegrumpyhealer.com. But Try Looking First. 

 What is 'healing'? In my book, it's about getting rid of all the energetic junk that's built up inside you, like clearing out a clogged drain. Then, it's about getting your energy flowing properly again, the way it's supposed to. And if you're running on empty, I might even give it a bit of a boost. Now, don't expect some miracle cure; it's about getting you back to not feeling completely awful. 

 So, you want to know what you get from this 'healing service' nonsense? It's not a one-size-fits-all miracle, you know. You might feel less like your brain's a scrambled egg, and maybe your emotions won't be all over the place. Could have a bit more get-up-and-go. Or you could feel exactly the same. It's your body, not a machine with predictable settings. If you want specifics, book a diagnostic. Then I can actually tell you something that isn't a complete guess. 

 When should you not bother? If you're expecting some instant, magical fix where all your problems vanish in a puff of smoke, then save your money. This isn't a fairy tale. I'm just increasing the odds of you feeling less miserable and maybe a bit healthier. No guarantees. If you're chasing miracles or some easy way out, keep looking. This is about probabilities, not magic wands. So, if you can't handle that, don't waste my time. 

A Few Things I Offer (Don't Get Excited).

1. The "Just Get It Done" Cleanse & Recharge: (1/8 gold OZT per month)

Look, if you're dealing with energy-sucking people all day – lawyers, therapists, anyone in the thick of other people's messes – you know the drain. This ain't a spa day. It's a no-nonsense energy scrub to get the crud off you. No time for retreats? Fine. I'll handle the energetic grime so you can actually have a life after work.

Good for:

  • People swimming in other people's negativity.
  • Brutal schedules leaving you with zero in the tank.
  • Feeling like your job stole your soul (and energy).
  • Wanting to feel less like a zombie and more like yourself, without the fluff.
  • Basically, anyone who's tired of being zapped and wants to feel human again.

What I Do:

  • Blast away the negative energy clinging to you from other people and places.
  • Pump you back up with the good stuff so you can actually function.

2. The "Fine, Let's Actually Build Something" Advanced Package: (1/4 gold OZT per month)

Alright, you're serious. You want more than just a quick fix. This is the "let's make you resilient" plan. We'll clean you up and then start actually building a stronger energetic you.

What You Get:

  • Everything in the "Just Get It Done" package.
  • Step-by-step work to make your energy stronger and your head clearer.
  • Basically, making you less of a soft target for bad vibes.

Good for:

  • Those who are done with just getting by and want lasting energetic strength.
  • Individuals who want to stop attracting negative energy.
  • Anyone ready to build a solid foundation of energetic resilience.
  • If you're tired of being a constant target for emotional vampires.

3. The "You're Broken, Let's Fix It" Physical Healing Support: (1/8 gold OZT per month)

Had a rough go? Surgery? Trauma? This is about getting your body's energy flowing right again so it can actually heal properly. Less dragging your feet, more getting back on them.

What I Do:

  • Get the healing energy where it needs to go in your body.
  • Kick out the energetic roadblocks that are slowing you down.
  • Speed things up so you can stop feeling like you got hit by a truck.

Good for:

  • Anyone recovering from physical trauma, injury, or surgery.
  • If your body is stubbornly refusing to heal properly.
  • Those who are constantly fatigued or feel like they're dragging.
  • If you just want to feel less like roadkill and more like a functional human.
  • People who need their physical recovery to speed up, now.

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