The Grumpy Healer
Unleashing Potential (If You've Got Any)

The Grumpy Healer Unleashing Potential (If You've Got Any)The Grumpy Healer Unleashing Potential (If You've Got Any)The Grumpy Healer Unleashing Potential (If You've Got Any)

The Grumpy Healer
Unleashing Potential (If You've Got Any)

The Grumpy Healer Unleashing Potential (If You've Got Any)The Grumpy Healer Unleashing Potential (If You've Got Any)The Grumpy Healer Unleashing Potential (If You've Got Any)
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Frequently Asked Questions

Can't Find Your Answer? Fine, Email anton@thegrumpyhealer.com. But Try Looking First. 

 What is 'healing'? In my book, it's about getting rid of all the energetic junk that's built up inside you, like clearing out a clogged drain. Then, it's about getting your energy flowing properly again, the way it's supposed to. And if you're running on empty, I might even give it a bit of a boost. Now, don't expect some miracle cure; it's about getting you back to not feeling completely awful. 

 So, you want to know what you get from this 'healing service' nonsense? It's not a one-size-fits-all miracle, you know. You might feel less like your brain's a scrambled egg, and maybe your emotions won't be all over the place. Could have a bit more get-up-and-go. Or you could feel exactly the same. It's your body, not a machine with predictable settings. If you want specifics, book a diagnostic. Then I can actually tell you something that isn't a complete guess. 

 When should you not bother? If you're expecting some instant, magical fix where all your problems vanish in a puff of smoke, then save your money. This isn't a fairy tale. I'm just increasing the odds of you feeling less miserable and maybe a bit healthier. No guarantees. If you're chasing miracles or some easy way out, keep looking. This is about probabilities, not magic wands. So, if you can't handle that, don't waste my time. 

 Alright, listen up. I don't dabble in the fluffy stuff. That means no reiki, no theta healing, no praying, no religious or cult practices, no shamanic dances, no smoking rituals, and definitely no meditations. And about those Eastern techniques? While effective for their intended audience, the energy structure of Western people is simply different. Using those practices here can often yield no results, or worse, potentially cause some energetic imbalances.

My approach is rooted in the Western magical tradition and the power of elements. I also utilize the Akasha healing and empowering system, which has proven its efficiency over many years in my practice. For our face-to-face sessions, I may incorporate some NLP practices to gently uncover hidden blocks, which I then address using my established energy techniques. It's direct, it's effective, and it's designed to get you results.

A Few Things I Offer (Don't Get Excited).

1. The "Just Get It Done" Cleanse & Recharge

Look, if you're dealing with energy-sucking people all day – lawyers, therapists, anyone in the thick of other people's messes – you know the drain. This ain't a spa day. It's a no-nonsense 

energy scrub to get the crud off you. No time for retreats? Fine. I'll handle the energetic grime so you can actually have a life after work.

Good for:

  • People swimming in other people's negativity.
  • Brutal schedules leaving you with zero in the tank.
  • Feeling like your job stole your soul (and energy).
  • Wanting to feel less like a zombie and more like yourself, without the fluff.
  • Basically, anyone who's tired of being zapped and wants to feel human again.

What I Do:

  • Blast away the negative energy clinging to you from other people and places.
  • Pump you back up with the good stuff so you can actually function.

 Price: Starts from 1/8 gold OZT per month ~$425.  

2. The "Fine, Let's Actually Build Something" Advanced Package

Alright, you're serious. You want more than just a quick fix. This is the "let's make you resilient" plan. We'll clean you up and then start actually building a stronger energetic you.

What You Get:

  • Everything in the "Just Get It Done" package.
  • Step-by-step work to make your energy stronger and your head clearer.
  • Basically, making you less of a soft target for bad vibes.

Good for:

  • Those who are done with just getting by and want lasting energetic strength.
  • Individuals who want to stop attracting negative energy.
  • Anyone ready to build a solid foundation of energetic resilience.
  • If you're tired of being a constant target for emotional vampires.

 Price: Starts from 1/4 gold OZT per month ~$850.  

3. The "You're Broken, Let's Fix It" Physical Healing Support

Had a rough go? Surgery? Trauma? This is about getting your body's energy flowing right again so it can actually heal properly. Less dragging your feet, more getting back on them.

What I Do:

  • Get the healing energy where it needs to go in your body.
  • Kick out the energetic roadblocks that are slowing you down.
  • Speed things up so you can stop feeling like you got hit by a truck.

Good for:

  • Anyone recovering from physical trauma, injury, or surgery.
  • If your body is stubbornly refusing to heal properly.
  • Those who are constantly fatigued or feel like they're dragging.
  • If you just want to feel less like roadkill and more like a functional human.
  • People who need their physical recovery to speed up, now.

 Price: Starts from 1/8 gold OZT per month ~$425.  

4. The "Fine, Let's Just Get This Over With" Online Session

 

Look, if you're a mess of emotional blocks, zapped by heavy energy, or just generally feeling... off, this is for you. We'll get on a call – usually Zoom or Google Meet – and I'll deal with it. This isn't your therapy session, so spare me the childhood stories. I just need to know what the damn problem is.

My job? To blast away those emotional blocks, clear out the energetic gunk, balance your system, and get rid of any heavy, hateful energies or whatever other garbage shows up. I don't care how it got there; I just care about getting it gone.

Good for:

  • Burned-out individuals who can't even pretend anymore.
  • Anyone whose emotions are completely out of whack.
  • People weighed down by stubborn emotional blocks you can't shake.
  • If you're dealing with "weird unknown stuff" that's just making your life worse.
  • Those who need direct, targeted removal of energetic baggage.

What I Do:

  • Remove emotional and energetic blockages that are holding you back.
  • Balance your entire energy system so it actually functions.
  • Clear out heavy, negative energies you've picked up.
  • Address whatever other energetic nonsense presents itself.

Repeat for the hard of hearing: I am not a doctor, not your psychologist, and definitely not a life coach. I'm not here to cheer you up or listen to your endless woes. I'm here to clean and fix your energy and consciousness so you can get back to living your life. Now, let's get to it.

Price: Starts from 1/16 gold OZT per month ~$210 (Don't waste my time if you're not serious). 

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